What would be these players' professions if they weren't footballers?

Question

inspired by Farrah's question about Father Rooney..lol
so, who would these playes be:

Garry Neville
Steven Gerrard
Cesc Fabregas
Fernando Torres
John Terry
Titus Bramble
C Ronaldo
Didier Drogba
Rio Ferdinand
your choice......

have a nice day footie section....

Answer 1

Lol- haha:)





Garry Neville- Talkshow host

Steven Gerrard- Business man

Cesc Fabregas-

Fernando Torres- Bruno

John Terry- News reporter

Titus Bramble- Actor

C Ronaldo- Hollywood star or model

Didier Drogba- Carpenter

Rio Ferdinand- Comedian (he had a show Punk'd)

Answer 2

Garry Neville-Book Keeper



Steven Gerrard-Cab Driver



Cesc Fabregas-Waiter



Fernando Torres-Exotic Dancer



John Terry-Optician



Titus Bramble-Tax Collector



C Ronaldo-Model,Stunt Performer



Didier Drogba-Anchorman



Rio Ferdinand-Interrogator



Rafa Benitez-Lawyer



Vidic-Sheriff



Ballack-Undertaker

Answer 3

Garry Neville - office clerk

Steven Gerrard - petty criminal

Cesc Fabregas - waiter

Fernando Torres - male model

John Terry - hod carrier

Titus Bramble - nightclub bouncer

C Ronaldo - stunt man

Didier Drogba - scarecrow

Rio Ferdinand - pharmaceutical salesman

Answer 4

Neville - Ice Cream Man

Gerrard - Night Club Bouncer

Fabregas - Librarian

Torres - Doctor

Terry - Comedian

Bramble - Fireman

Ronaldo and Drogba - Olympic Divers

Ferdinand - TV Director

Answer 5

El Cuah - Boxer Chicharito - Priest o Reverend something with church Messi - Vet Cristiano - Jersey Shore or hell he could be married to Kim ok and function their very own coach Rooney - something with hair simply by fact he have been given a transplant CHEMO Giovanni Dos Santos aka party Dos Santos - Druglord Guardado - Webcam guy Ochoa - A & F type

Answer 6

Neville:Brick layer along with his brother

Gerrard: In prison for the assault this year

Fabregas:Primary school teacher (he would be used to it considering Arsenal's team)

Torres:Estate agent

Terry:Anything for £250,000 a week

Bramble:dosy C*nt

Ronaldo: Prison B*tch (Shower Bait)

Drogba:Olympic swimmer and Diver

Ferdinand:Tv host or Interviewer