Question:
Premface definition explained (edition 2) by Jordi Ramos with contributions by Tomasso Interista?
anonymous
2012-03-16 20:46:43 UTC
a premface is a person who is very insular in his idea of what good football is, a premface will often refer to a team within his own league when giving examples or complimenting a team.

symptoms of being a premface:

watching a league game when theres a big champions league game on

thinking that a player is better because he has great pace, strength and height

getting excited when watching a player hoof the ball up the field

getting excited when watching a player run down the wing with no clear idea of what do do with it

not knowing that spain and italy are the kings of europe in terms of cups won

getting excited when a team in the premier league gets taken over by a foreign investor

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Tomasso interista

Official Definition of a "Premface":

An English Premier League fan who knows absolutely nothing about any football outside of Great Britain. A 'premface' will often repeat stereotypes such as “Italy is a corrupt retirement home that plays catenaccio”, Germans are “efficient” and must “never be written off”, Argies are “cheats” and foreigners “are all divers”. To indulge in 'premfacery' would be to label the Three Lions as “favourites” before every World Cup, and then declare your astonishment at how they could be hammered 4-1 by a country from whom “only one player would make the England team”. Most importantly, a 'premface' repeats at least 80 times a day that the EPL is the “best league in the world” and that any player – Pele and Maradona included – is “unproven unless he has played in England”.

Famous premfaced quotes include, "I've never heard of Alexandre Pato" (Jamie Redknapp - 2009), "Spain won't win the World Cup, they only have Fernando Tourez" (Talksport caller - 2010), and "It was madness sacking Steve McClaren for Fabio Capello" (journalist Patrick Barclay - 2008).
Seven answers:
Protect Me From What I Want
2012-03-16 23:08:44 UTC
Your problem is that all three, or rather one of, you is regarded with amusement and pity. You are clearly troll(s) and your opinions are neither respected or taken much notice of.



Put in simple terms, your views are as narrow minded and ridiculous as you are, please go away.
John K.
2012-03-17 00:11:59 UTC
Unfortunately, your so-called "weak" prem is watched by most people on the world.



I like EPL.



But I never insult La Liga or other Europa leagues because I respect them.



You should zip your lips and act like a sane adult.
anonymous
2012-03-17 00:28:02 UTC
This is absolute codswallop ......you are living in a cuckoos world son.



If you don`t like English football CLEAR OFF and leave us alone.
anonymous
2012-03-16 20:48:51 UTC
LOL u forgot my definition.



@ Jordi - That basically is my definition lol, a Gary Neville disciple.
?
2012-03-16 22:07:46 UTC
nobody is awake at this time in England, repost this tomorrow
anonymous
2012-03-17 00:00:44 UTC
Travis is such a mug Lmao

i found him youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrAua8RNgHI
anonymous
2012-03-16 21:26:37 UTC
lol.



you should post this during peak hours so more people see it.


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