When Shay Given is in my local store, my landlady goes to pieces on him.?

Question

He's bought her beer too! The NUFC GOALKEEPER has been handed the captaincy of the world-famous NEWCASTLE UNITED as big AL is now out of the picture. Just a few moments ago, she brought in the evening paper with the sports news focused. Then she kissed his photo. Is she strange and should I find more stable accomodation?

Answer 1

Yes, she is quite obviously mad to be behaving like a twelve year old with her first crush - get out before she breaks your ankles and locks you in the spare room!