Best footy chants of late?

Question

1. fav
2.funny
3.catchy

1.

torres

2.
Ronaldo -
He dives on the left he dives on the right he couldnt get past fabio if he played all night.

His neck scars prove he's lost his head,
Tevez,Tevez,
he'll never get a sexy bird,
Tevez,Tevez,
you ugly t**t you argy c**t,
they've sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster's head.

3.

torres

Answer 1

If you want to get to heaven when you die,

If you want to get to heaven when you die,

Wear a Black and White Bonnet,

With Newcastle written on it,

if you want to gett o heaven when you die.

Answer 2

Hes half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres

He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres

He wears a frock he loves the c++k he sells his a++e on Albert Dock

Fernando Torres Carraghers bit on the side



or



Park Park you ugly f++k youve got a face like a crispy duck it could be worse you could be gay gettin f++ked in the a++e by John O Shea

Answer 3

He's French, he's flash

He's sh@gging Leslie Ash

Cantona! Cantona!



He's big, he's red

His feet stick out of bed

Peter Crouch!



When you're sat in row Z

And the ball hits your head

That's Zamora





[In an FA Cup Tie last season]:

LUTON FANS: He's getting sacked, he's getting sacked, Rafa's getting sacked.

LIVERPOOL FANS IN RETURN: You're going bust, you're going bust, Luton's going bust.

Answer 4

I love the United Calypso.



The Rafa's crackin up one is funny, and the City's goin down with a billion in the bank too.



Oh uniteds mock up of the Torres song too:



"Hes half a girl and half a boy Torres, Torres.

He looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres.

He wears a frock, he loves the ****, he sells himself on Albert Dock,

Fer-nando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side"

Answer 5

Oh ! Ronaldo chants have the spirit and the power ,none

of them are so amazing as Ronaldo`s !

2. Ronaldo !

Answer 6

Kuyt Kuyt whereever you may be

they smoke dope in your own country

it could be worse

you could be a Manc

Asking your sister for a W4NK

Answer 7

Tévez was in hospital for two months because of the burn that caused his scars. I'd like to see you laughing if that happened to you.

Answer 8

park park whoever u may be, you eat dog in your own country, could be worse could be scouse livin in your council house





nemanja... nemanja... he comes from serbia , he'll f***in murder ya

Answer 9

when i was just a little boy...I asked my mother what should I be...

should I be pompey, should I be saints....heres what she said to me..

wash your mouth out son...and fetch your fathers gun...and shoot the pompey scum, and support the saints....we hate pompey...we hate pompey